Valentine's Day Limited Edition Paddle
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Say it in Bruises! — Valentine's 2026 Limited Edition Paddle
--- There will only be 10. ---
Each solid oak paddle is hand-dyed in layered tones of antiqued pink and custom dye mixes for the conversation hearts.
These aren’t just decorations; every engraving is designed to imprint its form into the skin, leaving behind the conversation heart and message.
Sealed in a highly durable UV satin finish, and made to both display beautifully and deliver unmistakable impact.
Custom Heart Messages?! Yes, we can! ► Add this to your order and make sure to keep the messages 4 letters to a line with only 2 lines.
Details
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Handcrafted oak base — engraved and dyed by hand in Scottsville, VA
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Antiqued layered finish: custom pink over white
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Conversation Hearts: Leave impression of hearts and messages.
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Designed for both play and display.
- Only 10 will be made.
Details
- Length: 12.5"
- Width: 5.5"
- Thickness: 0.875"
- Front: Engraved for Patterning the Skin
- Back: Flat for Standard Impact
- Ergonomimcally carved handle for optimal control
- Handmade to Order (by us!)
- Ships in 5-10 Business Days
Personalize Your Paddle
Make your new paddle even more special with a personlized touch! We can add engravings of text, images, and even a special message in your own handwriting for that special occassion. Click here for more details ↓
Add Personlized Engraving
MADE TO ORDER
This piece is handmade just for you by Michael in our Scottsville, VA workshop. Crafted with care and attention to your custom details.
DISCREET SHIPPING
Every order is shipped in plain, unbranded packaging — just a simple shipping label for the courier, so your order arrives safely and quietly.
BEAUTY & PERFORMANCE
Each tool is created to balance aesthetic with ergonomics, comfort, and control. We start with function — and finish with beauty.
FAST TURNAROUND
For a fully custom, made-to-order company, we move fast! Most impact items leave our shop in 5–10 business days. Need a rush? Just send us a message.