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Confessional Paddle

Inspired by the traditional screens found in confessional booths, our Confessional Paddle is guaranteed to leave its mark with its handcrafted and deeply engraved multilayered geometric pattern.

The precision engraving gives you an unique transfer of the Confessional pattern to the skin. With a lighter touch, you can reveal a geometric redness that will be gone in moments. The more oomph you give, the more the pattern will pucker and stipple the flesh. Achieve patterned bruises and even blood patterning for those with a heavier hand.

A delightfully refreshing choice for anyone looking to bring unique impact to their next scene.

Choose from a variety of domestic and exotic wood types and fine tune your new paddle's look and weight to any aesthetic.

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  • Length: 14"
  • Width: 5.5"
  • Thick: ~0.75"+

■ Friendly Reminder• Everything we make is custom to order. Please allow 7-10 business days for wood/metal items, and 2-3 weeks for apparel / wearable pieces. • Need your order faster? Send us a message about a rush order, and we'll put together a quote. • Listed sizes are guides for gifts. Guarantee a perfect fit, add your measurements to the order notes and we'll make it happen at no added cost. Thanks!