Key Hammer Paddle

Not for the faint of heart (or body), this THICK solid wooden paddle is a versatile handcrafted monster. 

It's aggressive look is only the start. With a hand carved handle and sharp through/edge holes this paddle is designed for heavy duty punishment. The Key Hammer's flat faces offer a solid sting, while it's mass provides the push and pressure to feed a thuddy aftertaste. Turn it on edge and it's pure mayhem, sharp and thuddy, pressing and cutting through flesh. 

Don't forget sensory play! This paddle was designed to be versatile, allowing for scraping, sawing, tenderizing, peppering, and total annihilation. Use with care and always play safe and consensual.   


• Length: 13.5"
• Width: 3"
• Thick: 1.5+

► Please remember that all items are handmade to order once all options have been received.

This piece takes:
• 7-10 business days to be created.

• Transit time is dependent on shipping method selected at check out. If your order qualifies for free shipping, it will travel via USPS Priority or UPS Ground.

RUSH Orders are available!- Please remember that selecting faster shipping options does not reduce/eliminate the time required to make the items. To receive faster than normal turn-around, please message about a Rush Order and we can put together a quote.